Zebras
Anya Neesbitch
Member Since: 2009
Loves: Evolution through natural selection, thunderstorms, the sound of frogs at night, sleeping in, trees, dirt, puppies, spring, fall, turtles, chocolate, Guinness...
Hates: Anthropogenic extinction, sushi, crappy drivers, pee sprinkles on toilet seats
Personal Theme Song: "So What?!" (Pink)
Fun Fact: I am a fire spinner and general pyromaniac
Personal Motto: Your boots may be made for walking, but mine are in case I need to kick your ass.
Why Be a Derby Ref?: Because it's the best seat at the bout!
Marriedjuana
Derby Name: Marriedjuana. Aka: Weed
Member Since: January 2011
Loves: Juana Martini, family, Mrs. Fields Cookies, running, reffing, and coaching high school football.
Hates: Mean people, posers and drama.
Personal Theme Song: "Bad Boys" Cops theme song.
Fun Fact: In high school I was a pole-vaulter known as one of the "Flying Romero Brothers." Also, although my name is Weed, I've never smoked pot.
Personal Motto: hakuna matata and give it your all
Why Be a Derby Ref?: Why breathe?
Refe Grande
Member Since: Since January 2011
Loves: Trixie Pummel A La U, and Roller Derby
Hates: Dishonesty
Personal Theme Song: Can't You See by Marshall Tucker
Fun Fact: Was a Rescue Swimmer in the Coast Guard
Personal Motto: Watch out for RGG she will knock you on your ASS
Why Be a Derby Ref?: Becuase it allows me to be involved in a wonderful sport, and the view is not so bad
Richard Cranium
Member Since: 2008
Loves: Whistles
Hates: Having my authority questioned
Personal Theme Song: Being a Dickhead's Cool- The Grand Spectacular
Fun Fact: I'm a lesbian
Personal Motto: Its Fine
Why Be a Derby Ref?: So I don't have to drink alone in a dark room.
Rida Rockstar
Member Since: Oct 2009
Loves: Sound of wheels hitting the floor
Hates: Derby pad funk
Personal Theme Song: Pink's "So what, I'm still a rockstar..."
Fun Fact: Each year on the equinox, you can stand an egg on its end.
Personal Motto: Whatever skating can't cure, only a doctor can.
Why Be a Derby Ref?: When you love the game, you love all aspects of it. Reffing is just another part.
