SCR

Number: 411
Member Since: January 2011
Derby Heroine: La Lucha, Lipstick Librarian
Loves: Derby (of course), my rotts, and Woodchuck
Hates: Wearing shoes and strongly dislike drama and cats
Worst Injury: Severe ankle sprain jumping on a trampoline
Favorite Derby Position: Jammer
Personal Theme Song: "Push it" by Salt-N-Pepa
Derby Wife: Single
Fun Fact: I can touch my tongue to my nose
Personal Motto: "Calm down, just calm down"
Why Derby?: Anger Management, Exercise, and I LOVE IT!

Number: 10

Member Since: August, 2008

Derby Heroine: Krissy Krash

Loves: Long walks on the beach and puppy breath

Hates: When my chest feels like it's on fire - gotta stop smoking :(

Worst Injury: Broken rib via block of love from Stinger. I heart her!

Favorite Derby Position: Jammin, Mon

Awards : Skater of the month

Derby Wife : Minnie Malice

Fun Fact: I can wiggle my ears. Look ma, no hands!

Personal Motto: "You can't become if you only say what you would have done."

Why Derby?: I love the abuse

Number: 6:8
Member Since: July 2010
Derby Heroine: all of the inspirational women of SCR
Loves: beer, going fast, hella metal, my bear and monsters, OTP, the hogans, and border collies
Hates: crane flies, drama, and inconsiderate assholes
Worst Injury: no major injuries! ::knock on wood::
Favorite Derby Position: in front of you and upright and low
Derby Wife: Juana Martini is my woman! we have matching tattoos to prove the derby love.
Fun Fact: I'm pretty darn creative.
Personal Motto: "A woman is like a tea bag-you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water."
Why Derby?: hitting bitches and bitches hitting me? derby is the most cathartic way of keeping me sane.

Number: 9 3/4 (nine & three quarters)
Member Since: 2011
Derby Heroines: Lipstick Librarian, Aleithal Weapon, & H.N. Icy
Loves: Roller Derby, duh!
Hates: I try not to hate
Worst Injury: Just some bumps & bruises, so far.
Personal Theme Song: Sunshine, Lollipops & Rainbows
Derby Wife: Pan T. Prancer (the T stands for Trouble)
Personal Motto: Practice how you play

Number: 64

Member Since: February 2010

Awards:

Derby Heroine: Aleithal Weapon

Derby Wife: Engaged to Pravoka

Loves: Birds, bugs, and everything wild, music of all varieties, and a cold beer after working hard

Hates: When people take life too seriously. Laugh a little!

Fun Fact: Too many to count...but I can make some seriously weird faces

Worst Injury: Just bruises for now (knock on wood), at least from derby

Favorite Derby Position: Blocker #4 or Jammer

Personal Theme Song: "Livin' La Vida Loca" - Ricky Martin

Personal Motto: You are never too busy to have fun

Why Derby?: Derby makes me feel like a superhero

Number: 5

Member Since: March, 2005

Derby Heroine: Lil Punk

Loves: Tailgating (not what you do in the parking lot), Red Bull and can't forget Motormouth

Hates: Flakes and derby drama

Worst Injury: Broke my ankle and have the screws and plates to prove it

Favorite Derby Position: I like them all, minus 2

Personal Theme Song: Gwen Stefani - "Hollaback Girl"

Awards : MVP 2009, 2010, AND 2011! Most Inspirational 2008

Derby Wife : I am staying single!

Fun Fact: I love to dance and dare anyone to challenge me!

Personal Motto: "Skate until ya' puke!"

Why Derby?: It saved my life!

Number: 222

Member Since: February 2010

Derby Heroine: Lipstick Librarian and Aleithal Weapon – they inspire me every practice!

Loves: Kitties and Miller High Life

Hates: Butterflies

Worst Injury: I ate it skating on the bike trail and got some pretty awesome road rash.

Favorite Derby Position: Jammer

Personal Theme Song: ZZ Top – “La Grange”

Derby Wife: I can’t be tied down.

Fun Fact: I grew up in Texas, used to compete in beauty pageants and was a cheerleading coach.

Personal Motto: People in hell want ice water. (My grandmother’s, my mother’s and now my response to any sort of complaint.)

Why Derby?: If I can take on these bitches, what else can’t I take on?

Number: 60/40

Member Since: April 2007

Awards: Stinkiest Pads - three years in a row!!!

Derby Heroine: Bonnie D. Stroir, Purdy Grrrl, La Lucha, Spankenstein

Derby Wife: Aman Destroyer

Loves:Chocolate, cold beer, lazy Sunday evenings, international soccer

Hates: Traffic, inconsiderate cubemates, Speidi

Fun Fact: My right leg is bigger than my left prior to derby. Derby has only made it worse!

Worst Injury: *Knock on wood* Bruises and sore muscles

Favorite Derby Position: Pivot, in the pack

Personal Theme Song: Mika - "Love Today"

Personal Motto: "I got this."

Why Derby?: I play soccer and softball and have been athletic and competitive all my life. Derby was just a natural progression, and is a perfect blend of athleticism and feminism.

Number: 66

Member Since: January 2006

Awards: MVP 2007, Best Blocker 2010

Derby Heroine: Bonnie D. Stroir, San Diego Derby Dolls

Derby Wife: I left my first wife, Brawllen Angel, at the altar. Followed by a brief engagement to Jezebel Jett. Married to Johnny Rainbow, but divorced after a year. And have since been very happily married to my super scorchin' wife, Suburban Slayer

Loves: Little dogs in sweaters. Glitter. Spandex. Lame. Anything with sequins. Unitards. Tassles. Leotards. Anything in miniature. Finger foods

Hates: Scrapbooking; individuals who use the words guesstimate or chillax; questionairres

Fun Fact: I posses a variety of alter egos, most of whom are alcohol induced. Holly is a fan favorite. She is an aggressive southern housewife with an affinity for causing a ruckus

Worst Injury: Given? I've really lost count. Couple broken legs, bruised liver, hyper extended wrists - this list just goes on. Received? I think I chipped a nail once. Or maybe it was my nail polish

Favorite Derby Position: On top. Of the jammer.

Personal Theme Song: Phil Collins - "In The Air Tonight"

Why Derby?:...because it keeps me from strangling people on a daily basis.

Number: 41

Member Since: May 2009

Derby Heroine: "Be Your own Hero"

Loves: Pixi Stix, a cold Hefeweizen, teaching, being outside, and derby

Hates: Why be a hater?

Worst Injury: Rink Rash on my upper arm that looks like a ugly birthmark (Thanks, Bipolar)

Favorite Derby Position: Blocking

Personal Theme Song: Dave Matthews Band - "Tripping Billies"

Fun Fact: I LOVE SUGAR

Personal Motto: "Live every day like it's your last!"

Why Derby?: Confident, competitive women that look sexy doing it! Why not?