Rude Girls

Aleithal Weapon

Aleithal WeaponNumber: 713

Member Since: May 2009

Awards: Worst Bruise of 2009, Rookie of the Year 2009, Best Derby Wives 2010, Sportswomanship 2012

Derby Heroine: I love all the dedicated and hard working derby ladies of SCR

Derby Wife: Lipstick Librarian because reading is sexy!

Loves: Teaching science, playing and coaching girls' basketball, beach volleyball, supporting local farmers/vendors/musicians, and skating!

Hates: Getting injured, missing something good while I'm sleeping, and the lack of common sense these days

Fun Fact: My first kiss was on roller skates

Worst Injury: The award winning "Africa" bruise

Favorite Derby Position: Jammer, because I love scoring points

Personal Theme Song: The Commodores - "Brick House"

Personal Motto: "I can do this!"

Why Derby?: Derby brings balance to my life by helping me keep a strong mind, body, and spirit

Bazook A Sault

Bazook A SaultNumber: 1781
Member Since: Jan 2011
Derby Heroine: LL, Leithal, and Icy just to name a few.
Loves: Skating, sailing, dancing, and teamwork.
Hates: I have a strong dislike for whiners and lazy butts.
Worst Injury: Knock on wood, nothing worse then the month of June when I couldn't straighten my leg.
Favorite Derby Position: I like to mix it up.
Personal Theme Song: Stir It Up
Derby Wife: Scarlett JoSlams'em, Ronnie Jane Diva & Bitch-Slap Betty.
Fun Fact: I have a birthmark that looks suspiciously like a skate.
Personal Motto: Focus Zooka, focus!
Why Derby?: It's not why derby it's why not derby?  I feel that I should have been doing this all my life.

Blue Eyed Monster

Blue Eyed Monster Number: 16

Member Since: February 2010

Derby Heroine: Beyonslay, Gotham City

Derby Wife: Waiting for that perfect Rollergirl

Loves: Thai food, strong drinks, good friends, my fam

Hates: I try not to...it's bad for the soul

Fun Fact: I don't do Facebook

Worst Injury: Twisted knee

Favorite Derby Position: #4 Blocker

Personal Theme Song: "Monster" by Skillet

Personal Motto: Keep your composure

Why Derby?: It keeps me from beating the kid

H.N. ICY

H.N. ICYNumber: 15

Member Since: August, 2008

Derby Heroine: Purdy Grrrl (sshh, don't tell her)

Loves: Derby, hitting bitches, and my dog

Hates: Haters

Worst Injury: Pulled Muscle, Concussion

Favorite Derby Position: Jamming (LMAO) Blocker

Personal Theme Song: Mims - "Move"

Awards : Best Blocker 2009, Best Blocker vs Santa Cruz, Best Derby Wives 2011

Derby Wives: Too Short, Tripping Billie & Quick-Fire

Loves: Derby, Hitting Bitches, and my dog

Fun Fact: I can beat anyone at Tetris

Why Derby?: Born to do it. Just ask my mom!

Khan Artist

Khan ArtistNumber: 1985
Member Since: July 2010
Derby Heroine: Aleithal, Lipstick, Icy, Spanky and all the lovely ladies of SCR
Awards: Rookie of the Year 2011
Loves: Skating, my daughter, and anything that gets my heart pumping
Hates: mean people and Brussels sprouts, yuck!
Worst Injury: sprained ankle
Favorite Derby Position: All, but mostly in front of the opposing jammer
Personal Theme Song: Juliette & the Licks "You're speaking my language"
Derby Wife: Single
Personal Motto: Live every day to the fullest
Why Derby?: I'm in love with it and it keeps me sane

Lipstick Librarian

ShhhNumber: 796.21

Member Since: April 2009

Awards: Most Improved 2010, Best Derby Couple 2010 (with the lovely Weapon!), MVP Bruiser in OC (April 2010), Best Librarian to Bring the Pain (SN&R 2011)

Loves: Reading, the library, "the ladies", coaching new skaters

Hates: Poor grammar, excuses

Worst Injury: Torn PCL

Favorite Derby Position: Anywhere the team needs me!

Personal Theme Song: Adam Ant - "Goody Two Shoes"

Derby Wife: Haven't you seen my "Weapon por Vida" tattoo? Aleithal Weapon's the woman for me.

Fun Fact: Yes, I am an actual librarian.

Why Derby?: How could I not skate derby?

Minnie Malice

Number: 128

Member Since: September, 2008

Derby Heroine: Every derby girl who pushes herself

Derby Wife: No ball and chain for this girl

Loves: Beer and nachos with extra jalapenos

Hates: Smelly pads and whiners

Worst Injury: Broken nose

Favorite Derby Position: #1 and #2 Blocker, Jammer

Personal Theme Song: Rick James - "Super Freak"

Personal Motto: Don't sweat the small stuff

One Hot Mess

MessNumber: 89

Member Since: October 2009

Awards: UDR

Derby Heroine: H.N.ICY, Annie Reksic, and Stinger. I love to watch them skate

Derby Wife: Velvet Vixen

Loves: My family, a good book, going out with the girls

Hates: Stupid-ass people

Fun Fact: I have seven kids

Worst Injury: None yet!

Favorite Derby Position: Blocker

Personal Theme Song: "Hell on the Heart"

Personal Motto: Life isn't about waiting for the storms to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain!

Why Derby?: Why not?

Red Tornadho

HoNumber: 1013

Member Since: August 2009

Derby Heroine: All the Rude Girls

Derby Wife: Single

Loves: All things derby, my husband, the New York Giants and New York Cocktails!

Hates: Assholes and thieves

Fun Fact: My "grown up" 18th birthday party was at a skating rink!

Worst Injury: None yet (fingers crossed it won't happen)

Favorite Derby Position: Love them all!

Personal Theme Song: Rancid - "Whirlwind"

Personal Motto: "It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get back up." -- Vince Lombardi

Why Derby?: Why not?

Scarlett JoSlams'em

ScarlettNumber: 27

Member Since: February 2010

Awards: Best Ass 2010 and 2011

Derby Heroine: Bonnie D. Stroir

Derby Wife: Bitch-Slap Betty and Ronnie Jane Diva are my ladies, along with my newest wife Bazook A Sault!

Loves: Punctuality, red wine, my family, my kitty, mini-golf

Hates: Tardiness, black licorice, algae, biting into fuzzy fruit

Fun Fact: I really like climbing trees

Worst Injury: Rib cartilage got separated from my sternum.  That was painful

Favorite Derby Position: Wherever I'm needed

Personal Theme Song: Robyn - "Dance Hall Queen"

Personal Motto: Life is what you make it

Why Derby?: It keeps me balanced

Some Rap Guy's Girlfriend

Number: CH3F2O

Member Since: August, 2009

Derby Heroine: Everyone who has enough stones to keep on keepin' on in this sport

Derby Wife: Alie Sin Chains

Loves: Vodka and anything, a Giants game on a warm spring afternoon, finding a $20 bill in your pocket you didn't know you had, and fried egg sandwiches. Thats a good day.

Hates: Hate is a very strong word

Fun Fact: I was once a Sunday school teacher. Not a very good one, but a teacher nonetheless.

Worst Injury: Broken rib on my first scrimmage

Favorite Derby Position: Anywhere on skates

Personal Theme Song: Sir Mix-a-Lot - "Baby Got Back"

Personal Motto: "Life is way easier to take with a grain or two of salt, some tequilla, and good friends."

Why Derby?: Because skating is a fundamental aspect of a well-balanced diet according to the Surgeon General.

Stinger

Number: 6

Member Since: November 2007

Derby Heroine: Spankenstein

Loves: Disco music

Hates: Snails

Worst Injury: popped both my knees @ once, couldn't walk for a week

Favorite Derby Position: Big 4

Personal Theme Song: "I Will Survive"

Awards: Most Feared 2010 and 2011

Derby Wife: Dynamite Girl

Fun Fact: I like to sing in the car.

Personal Motto: "Appreciate the people around you"

Why Derby?: It's an aggressive sport for women & I saw it on a TV show called "Nightrider", love it!!!

Sweet Cheeks

The Knackah

Number: 6Ft.U

Member Since: February 2010

Derby Heroine: All my derby mates

Derby Wife: Single

Loves: of course roller derby, art, reading and spend time with loved ones

Hates: None really, maybe soggy cereal

Worst Injury: Bruised ego

Favorite Derby Position: Jamming and 2nd position

Personal Theme Song: Bright Yellow Gun, Throwing Muses

Personal Motto: “A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.” Albert Einstein

Fun Fact: As a kid I used to roller skate and ice skate artistically

Why Derby?: It’s truly amazing, life changing for me!