Rude Girls
Aleithal Weapon
Number: 713
Member Since: May 2009
Awards: Worst Bruise of 2009, Rookie of the Year 2009, Best Derby Wives 2010, Sportswomanship 2012
Derby Heroine: I love all the dedicated and hard working derby ladies of SCR
Derby Wife: Lipstick Librarian because reading is sexy!
Loves: Teaching science, playing and coaching girls' basketball, beach volleyball, supporting local farmers/vendors/musicians, and skating!
Hates: Getting injured, missing something good while I'm sleeping, and the lack of common sense these days
Fun Fact: My first kiss was on roller skates
Worst Injury: The award winning "Africa" bruise
Favorite Derby Position: Jammer, because I love scoring points
Personal Theme Song: The Commodores - "Brick House"
Personal Motto: "I can do this!"
Why Derby?: Derby brings balance to my life by helping me keep a strong mind, body, and spirit
Bazook A Sault
Number: 1781
Member Since: Jan 2011
Derby Heroine: LL, Leithal, and Icy just to name a few.
Loves: Skating, sailing, dancing, and teamwork.
Hates: I have a strong dislike for whiners and lazy butts.
Worst Injury: Knock on wood, nothing worse then the month of June when I couldn't straighten my leg.
Favorite Derby Position: I like to mix it up.
Personal Theme Song: Stir It Up
Derby Wife: Scarlett JoSlams'em, Ronnie Jane Diva & Bitch-Slap Betty.
Fun Fact: I have a birthmark that looks suspiciously like a skate.
Personal Motto: Focus Zooka, focus!
Why Derby?: It's not why derby it's why not derby? I feel that I should have been doing this all my life.
Blue Eyed Monster
Number: 16
Member Since: February 2010
Derby Heroine: Beyonslay, Gotham City
Derby Wife: Waiting for that perfect Rollergirl
Loves: Thai food, strong drinks, good friends, my fam
Hates: I try not to...it's bad for the soul
Fun Fact: I don't do Facebook
Worst Injury: Twisted knee
Favorite Derby Position: #4 Blocker
Personal Theme Song: "Monster" by Skillet
Personal Motto: Keep your composure
Why Derby?: It keeps me from beating the kid
H.N. ICY
Number: 15
Member Since: August, 2008
Derby Heroine: Purdy Grrrl (sshh, don't tell her)
Loves: Derby, hitting bitches, and my dog
Hates: Haters
Worst Injury: Pulled Muscle, Concussion
Favorite Derby Position: Jamming (LMAO) Blocker
Personal Theme Song: Mims - "Move"
Awards : Best Blocker 2009, Best Blocker vs Santa Cruz, Best Derby Wives 2011
Derby Wives: Too Short, Tripping Billie & Quick-Fire
Loves: Derby, Hitting Bitches, and my dog
Fun Fact: I can beat anyone at Tetris
Why Derby?: Born to do it. Just ask my mom!
Khan Artist
Number: 1985
Member Since: July 2010
Derby Heroine: Aleithal, Lipstick, Icy, Spanky and all the lovely ladies of SCR
Awards: Rookie of the Year 2011
Loves: Skating, my daughter, and anything that gets my heart pumping
Hates: mean people and Brussels sprouts, yuck!
Worst Injury: sprained ankle
Favorite Derby Position: All, but mostly in front of the opposing jammer
Personal Theme Song: Juliette & the Licks "You're speaking my language"
Derby Wife: Single
Personal Motto: Live every day to the fullest
Why Derby?: I'm in love with it and it keeps me sane
Lipstick Librarian
Number: 796.21
Member Since: April 2009
Awards: Most Improved 2010, Best Derby Couple 2010 (with the lovely Weapon!), MVP Bruiser in OC (April 2010), Best Librarian to Bring the Pain (SN&R 2011)
Loves: Reading, the library, "the ladies", coaching new skaters
Hates: Poor grammar, excuses
Worst Injury: Torn PCL
Favorite Derby Position: Anywhere the team needs me!
Personal Theme Song: Adam Ant - "Goody Two Shoes"
Derby Wife: Haven't you seen my "Weapon por Vida" tattoo? Aleithal Weapon's the woman for me.
Fun Fact: Yes, I am an actual librarian.
Why Derby?: How could I not skate derby?
Minnie Malice
Number: 128
Member Since: September, 2008
Derby Heroine: Every derby girl who pushes herself
Derby Wife: No ball and chain for this girl
Loves: Beer and nachos with extra jalapenos
Hates: Smelly pads and whiners
Worst Injury: Broken nose
Favorite Derby Position: #1 and #2 Blocker, Jammer
Personal Theme Song: Rick James - "Super Freak"
Personal Motto: Don't sweat the small stuff
One Hot Mess
Number: 89
Member Since: October 2009
Awards: UDR
Derby Heroine: H.N.ICY, Annie Reksic, and Stinger. I love to watch them skate
Derby Wife: Velvet Vixen
Loves: My family, a good book, going out with the girls
Hates: Stupid-ass people
Fun Fact: I have seven kids
Worst Injury: None yet!
Favorite Derby Position: Blocker
Personal Theme Song: "Hell on the Heart"
Personal Motto: Life isn't about waiting for the storms to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain!
Why Derby?: Why not?
Red Tornadho
Number: 1013
Member Since: August 2009
Derby Heroine: All the Rude Girls
Derby Wife: Single
Loves: All things derby, my husband, the New York Giants and New York Cocktails!
Hates: Assholes and thieves
Fun Fact: My "grown up" 18th birthday party was at a skating rink!
Worst Injury: None yet (fingers crossed it won't happen)
Favorite Derby Position: Love them all!
Personal Theme Song: Rancid - "Whirlwind"
Personal Motto: "It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get back up." -- Vince Lombardi
Why Derby?: Why not?
Scarlett JoSlams'em
Number: 27
Member Since: February 2010
Awards: Best Ass 2010 and 2011
Derby Heroine: Bonnie D. Stroir
Derby Wife: Bitch-Slap Betty and Ronnie Jane Diva are my ladies, along with my newest wife Bazook A Sault!
Loves: Punctuality, red wine, my family, my kitty, mini-golf
Hates: Tardiness, black licorice, algae, biting into fuzzy fruit
Fun Fact: I really like climbing trees
Worst Injury: Rib cartilage got separated from my sternum. That was painful
Favorite Derby Position: Wherever I'm needed
Personal Theme Song: Robyn - "Dance Hall Queen"
Personal Motto: Life is what you make it
Why Derby?: It keeps me balanced
Some Rap Guy's Girlfriend
Number: CH3F2O
Member Since: August, 2009
Derby Heroine: Everyone who has enough stones to keep on keepin' on in this sport
Derby Wife: Alie Sin Chains
Loves: Vodka and anything, a Giants game on a warm spring afternoon, finding a $20 bill in your pocket you didn't know you had, and fried egg sandwiches. Thats a good day.
Hates: Hate is a very strong word
Fun Fact: I was once a Sunday school teacher. Not a very good one, but a teacher nonetheless.
Worst Injury: Broken rib on my first scrimmage
Favorite Derby Position: Anywhere on skates
Personal Theme Song: Sir Mix-a-Lot - "Baby Got Back"
Personal Motto: "Life is way easier to take with a grain or two of salt, some tequilla, and good friends."
Why Derby?: Because skating is a fundamental aspect of a well-balanced diet according to the Surgeon General.
Stinger
Number: 6
Member Since: November 2007
Derby Heroine: Spankenstein
Loves: Disco music
Hates: Snails
Worst Injury: popped both my knees @ once, couldn't walk for a week
Favorite Derby Position: Big 4
Personal Theme Song: "I Will Survive"
Awards: Most Feared 2010 and 2011
Derby Wife: Dynamite Girl
Fun Fact: I like to sing in the car.
Personal Motto: "Appreciate the people around you"
Why Derby?: It's an aggressive sport for women & I saw it on a TV show called "Nightrider", love it!!!
Sweet Cheeks
The Knackah
Number: 6Ft.U
Member Since: February 2010
Derby Heroine: All my derby mates
Derby Wife: Single
Loves: of course roller derby, art, reading and spend time with loved ones
Hates: None really, maybe soggy cereal
Worst Injury: Bruised ego
Favorite Derby Position: Jamming and 2nd position
Personal Theme Song: Bright Yellow Gun, Throwing Muses
Personal Motto: “A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.” Albert Einstein
Fun Fact: As a kid I used to roller skate and ice skate artistically
Why Derby?: It’s truly amazing, life changing for me!
