Notorious Knockouts

Blaq Wid-Oh

Blaq Wid-OhNumber: 8
Member Since: January 2011
Awards: Star of Tomorrow 2011
Derby Heroines: Lipstick Librarian, H.N. Icy, Aleithal Weapon, Gwen "Skinny Minnie" Miller
Loves: Getting my way! Doggies, Flowers, Health&Fitness, Music, Weightloss shows and Cooking/Food shows
Hates: Negativity and Bad kids
Worst Injury: none yet. fingers crossed
Personal Theme Song: "Poison" by Bell Biv Devoe, "Man Eater" by Hall & Oates
Derby Wife: Loca ChoLow
Fun Fact: Won an Oratory contest in 6th grade that aired on PBS
Personal Motto: I care not what one thinks of me, as long as I'm happy being who I am.

Booze bag

Boozebag

Number: 3000
Member Since: February 2010

Freddie Stare

Hybrid Harpy

Juana Martini

MartiniNumber: 3olvs
Member Since: July 2010
Derby Heroine: Aleithal Weapon (athleticism and Snow Plow Master), Lipstick Librarian (plyo and Apex Jumping Goddess)
Loves: Marriedjuana, derby, vodka, and traveling (Rollercon: the perfect combination of my four loves.)
Hates: Injuries, Food Smacking (eww)
Worst Injury: Broken Rib
Favorite Derby Position: Upright...
Personal Theme Song: Baby Got Back by Sir Mix a Lot, Apple Bottom Jeans by Flo Rida
Awards: Best Derby Couple 2011
Derby Wife: Dies Irae is my girl!
Fun Fact: I was once a guest on the Jay Leno Show with my singing miniature dachshund.
Personal Motto: If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Why Derby: I love skating, hitting, and surrounding myself with awesome women.

Narcissa Knockout

Pan T. Prancer

TroubleNumber: 23
Derby Heroine: Elle Viento (Philly Roller Girls)
Loves: Babies (especially my own), my teammates, books
Hates: The penalty box and poor sports(wo)manship
Worst Injury: Sprained ankle; broken finger(s)
Favorite Derby Position: I like them all!
Personal Theme Song: It’s the Hard Knock Life (from Annie)
Awards: It feels like an award to be on the roster
Derby Wife: Her-Heine Danger (best derby wife ever!)
Fun Fact: The “T” is for Trouble and 2x2x2=8
Personal Motto: Diligence, repetition, and SASS!
Why Derby: It makes me feel alive.

Purdy Grrrl

Number: 5150

Member Since: Who can count that high?

Derby Heroine: Ivanna & Trish <3

Loves: Evan Forbid, Purdy Boy, and the most amazing women and men of SCR

Hates: When girls aren't hitting

Worst Injury: the "9-month"

Favorite Derby Position: All

Personal Theme Song: "Dont'cha Wish . . . "

Awards: Best Sportwomanship, Worst Injury (2010)

Derby Wife: Well RC legally...my lovely wife SweetCheeks...not so legal, mistress Scandal ;)

Why Derby?: Why not??

Quick-Fire

Number: 69

Member Since: October, 2009

Awards: MVP Humboldt (July 2010), Best Jammer Mendo (November 2010), Rookie of the Year for 2010

Derby Heroine: H N Icy

Derby Wife: Passion Bye-Ya

Loves: My hubby, my kids, hockey and NASCAR.

Hates: Liars and crickets.

Fun Fact: I am a natural redhead and I love fishing and drinking beer!

Favorite Derby Position: Jammer

Personal Theme Song: Don't have one...

Personal Motto: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it!

Why Derby?: So many wonderful reasons but mostly because I LOVE IT!

Rock Hell Belch

Number: 11

Member Since: February, 2007

Derby Heroine: Chrissy Crash of the Los Angeles Derby Dolls

Loves: 3 boys - Andy, Vince, and Frankie, Beer, and my skates!

Hates: Miller Genuine Draft

Worst Injury: Broken Left Collar Bone (by Photon Pixie)

Favorite Derby Position: Love em all!!!

Personal Theme Song: Survivor - "Eye of the Tiger"

Awards : 2008 Most Improved

Derby Wife : Lil' Punk

Fun Fact: Oops, I Crapped My Pants!

Personal Moto: "F.U.N.!!"

Why Derby?: I am in LOVE with it!

Slamela Anderson

Number: 36DD
Member Since: July 2010
Derby Heroine: I want to be an icy-lethal-librarian when I grow up!
Loves: PBR, my chihuahua, dirtbags, my skates, lifetime movies, joan jett, super nintendo.
Hates: beer that costs more than $2, anything jersey, kitten haters.
Worst Injury: Do hangovers count?...but getting hit so hard I pee my panties isn't uncommon for me.
Favorite Derby Position: Blocking... Mostly because I get to rub my butt all over the ladies of SCR.
Personal Theme Song: Ghetto Superstar
Derby Wife: Helen Skelter owns my heart.
Personal Motto: work to live, live to party. 
Throw on some skates, hop on the track, then you tell me if you're not completely addicted after one hour. This sport rocks my world.

Too Short

Number: 1979

Member Since: 2008