SCR

Number: 411
Member Since: January 2011
Derby Heroine: La Lucha, Lipstick Librarian
Loves: Derby (of course), my rotts, and Woodchuck
Hates: Wearing shoes and strongly dislike drama and cats
Worst Injury: Severe ankle sprain jumping on a trampoline
Favorite Derby Position: Jammer
Personal Theme Song: "Push it" by Salt-N-Pepa
Derby Wife: Single
Fun Fact: I can touch my tongue to my nose
Personal Motto: "Calm down, just calm down"
Why Derby?: Anger Management, Exercise, and I LOVE IT!

Number: 1781
Member Since: Jan 2011
Derby Heroine: LL, Leithal, and Icy just to name a few.
Loves: Skating, sailing, dancing, and teamwork.
Hates: I have a strong dislike for whiners and lazy butts.
Worst Injury: Knock on wood, nothing worse then the month of June when I couldn't straighten my leg.
Favorite Derby Position: I like to mix it up.
Personal Theme Song: Stir It Up
Derby Wife: Scarlett JoSlams'em, Ronnie Jane Diva & Bitch-Slap Betty.
Fun Fact: I have a birthmark that looks suspiciously like a skate.
Personal Motto: Focus Zooka, focus!
Why Derby?: It's not why derby it's why not derby?  I feel that I should have been doing this all my life.

Number: 8
Member Since: January 2011
Awards: Star of Tomorrow 2011
Derby Heroines: Lipstick Librarian, H.N. Icy, Aleithal Weapon, Gwen "Skinny Minnie" Miller
Loves: Getting my way! Doggies, Flowers, Health&Fitness, Music, Weightloss shows and Cooking/Food shows
Hates: Negativity and Bad kids
Worst Injury: none yet. fingers crossed
Personal Theme Song: "Poison" by Bell Biv Devoe, "Man Eater" by Hall & Oates
Derby Wife: Loca ChoLow
Fun Fact: Won an Oratory contest in 6th grade that aired on PBS
Personal Motto: I care not what one thinks of me, as long as I'm happy being who I am.

Number: 3000
Member Since: February 2010

Number: 6:8
Member Since: July 2010
Derby Heroine: all of the inspirational women of SCR
Loves: beer, going fast, hella metal, my bear and monsters, OTP, the hogans, and border collies
Hates: crane flies, drama, and inconsiderate assholes
Worst Injury: no major injuries! ::knock on wood::
Favorite Derby Position: in front of you and upright and low
Derby Wife: Juana Martini is my woman! we have matching tattoos to prove the derby love.
Fun Fact: I'm pretty darn creative.
Personal Motto: "A woman is like a tea bag-you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water."
Why Derby?: hitting bitches and bitches hitting me? derby is the most cathartic way of keeping me sane.

Number: 9 3/4 (nine & three quarters)
Member Since: 2011
Derby Heroines: Lipstick Librarian, Aleithal Weapon, & H.N. Icy
Loves: Roller Derby, duh!
Hates: I try not to hate
Worst Injury: Just some bumps & bruises, so far.
Personal Theme Song: Sunshine, Lollipops & Rainbows
Derby Wife: Pan T. Prancer (the T stands for Trouble)
Personal Motto: Practice how you play

Number: 64

Member Since: February 2010

Awards:

Derby Heroine: Aleithal Weapon

Derby Wife: Engaged to Pravoka

Loves: Birds, bugs, and everything wild, music of all varieties, and a cold beer after working hard

Hates: When people take life too seriously. Laugh a little!

Fun Fact: Too many to count...but I can make some seriously weird faces

Worst Injury: Just bruises for now (knock on wood), at least from derby

Favorite Derby Position: Blocker #4 or Jammer

Personal Theme Song: "Livin' La Vida Loca" - Ricky Martin

Personal Motto: You are never too busy to have fun

Why Derby?: Derby makes me feel like a superhero

Number: 3olvs
Member Since: July 2010
Derby Heroine: Aleithal Weapon (athleticism and Snow Plow Master), Lipstick Librarian (plyo and Apex Jumping Goddess)
Loves: Marriedjuana, derby, vodka, and traveling (Rollercon: the perfect combination of my four loves.)
Hates: Injuries, Food Smacking (eww)
Worst Injury: Broken Rib
Favorite Derby Position: Upright...
Personal Theme Song: Baby Got Back by Sir Mix a Lot, Apple Bottom Jeans by Flo Rida
Awards: Best Derby Couple 2011
Derby Wife: Dies Irae is my girl!
Fun Fact: I was once a guest on the Jay Leno Show with my singing miniature dachshund.
Personal Motto: If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Why Derby: I love skating, hitting, and surrounding myself with awesome women.

Number: 222

Member Since: February 2010

Derby Heroine: Lipstick Librarian and Aleithal Weapon – they inspire me every practice!

Loves: Kitties and Miller High Life

Hates: Butterflies

Worst Injury: I ate it skating on the bike trail and got some pretty awesome road rash.

Favorite Derby Position: Jammer

Personal Theme Song: ZZ Top – “La Grange”

Derby Wife: I can’t be tied down.

Fun Fact: I grew up in Texas, used to compete in beauty pageants and was a cheerleading coach.

Personal Motto: People in hell want ice water. (My grandmother’s, my mother’s and now my response to any sort of complaint.)

Why Derby?: If I can take on these bitches, what else can’t I take on?

Number: 128

Member Since: September, 2008

Derby Heroine: Every derby girl who pushes herself

Derby Wife: No ball and chain for this girl

Loves: Beer and nachos with extra jalapenos

Hates: Smelly pads and whiners

Worst Injury: Broken nose

Favorite Derby Position: #1 and #2 Blocker, Jammer

Personal Theme Song: Rick James - "Super Freak"

Personal Motto: Don't sweat the small stuff

Number: 89

Member Since: October 2009

Awards: UDR

Derby Heroine: H.N.ICY, Annie Reksic, and Stinger. I love to watch them skate

Derby Wife: Velvet Vixen

Loves: My family, a good book, going out with the girls

Hates: Stupid-ass people

Fun Fact: I have seven kids

Worst Injury: None yet!

Favorite Derby Position: Blocker

Personal Theme Song: "Hell on the Heart"

Personal Motto: Life isn't about waiting for the storms to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain!

Why Derby?: Why not?

Number: 23
Derby Heroine: Elle Viento (Philly Roller Girls)
Loves: Babies (especially my own), my teammates, books
Hates: The penalty box and poor sports(wo)manship
Worst Injury: Sprained ankle; broken finger(s)
Favorite Derby Position: I like them all!
Personal Theme Song: It’s the Hard Knock Life (from Annie)
Awards: It feels like an award to be on the roster
Derby Wife: Her-Heine Danger (best derby wife ever!)
Fun Fact: The “T” is for Trouble and 2x2x2=8
Personal Motto: Diligence, repetition, and SASS!
Why Derby: It makes me feel alive.

Number: 27

Member Since: February 2010

Awards: Best Ass 2010 and 2011

Derby Heroine: Bonnie D. Stroir

Derby Wife: Bitch-Slap Betty and Ronnie Jane Diva are my ladies, along with my newest wife Bazook A Sault!

Loves: Punctuality, red wine, my family, my kitty, mini-golf

Hates: Tardiness, black licorice, algae, biting into fuzzy fruit

Fun Fact: I really like climbing trees

Worst Injury: Rib cartilage got separated from my sternum.  That was painful

Favorite Derby Position: Wherever I'm needed

Personal Theme Song: Robyn - "Dance Hall Queen"

Personal Motto: Life is what you make it

Why Derby?: It keeps me balanced

Number: 36DD
Member Since: July 2010
Derby Heroine: I want to be an icy-lethal-librarian when I grow up!
Loves: PBR, my chihuahua, dirtbags, my skates, lifetime movies, joan jett, super nintendo.
Hates: beer that costs more than $2, anything jersey, kitten haters.
Worst Injury: Do hangovers count?...but getting hit so hard I pee my panties isn't uncommon for me.
Favorite Derby Position: Blocking... Mostly because I get to rub my butt all over the ladies of SCR.
Personal Theme Song: Ghetto Superstar
Derby Wife: Helen Skelter owns my heart.
Personal Motto: work to live, live to party. 
Throw on some skates, hop on the track, then you tell me if you're not completely addicted after one hour. This sport rocks my world.

Number: CH3F2O

Member Since: August, 2009

Derby Heroine: Everyone who has enough stones to keep on keepin' on in this sport

Derby Wife: Alie Sin Chains

Loves: Vodka and anything, a Giants game on a warm spring afternoon, finding a $20 bill in your pocket you didn't know you had, and fried egg sandwiches. Thats a good day.

Hates: Hate is a very strong word

Fun Fact: I was once a Sunday school teacher. Not a very good one, but a teacher nonetheless.

Worst Injury: Broken rib on my first scrimmage

Favorite Derby Position: Anywhere on skates

Personal Theme Song: Sir Mix-a-Lot - "Baby Got Back"

Personal Motto: "Life is way easier to take with a grain or two of salt, some tequilla, and good friends."

Why Derby?: Because skating is a fundamental aspect of a well-balanced diet according to the Surgeon General.

Number: 6Ft.U

Member Since: February 2010

Derby Heroine: All my derby mates

Derby Wife: Single

Loves: of course roller derby, art, reading and spend time with loved ones

Hates: None really, maybe soggy cereal

Worst Injury: Bruised ego

Favorite Derby Position: Jamming and 2nd position

Personal Theme Song: Bright Yellow Gun, Throwing Muses

Personal Motto: “A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.” Albert Einstein

Fun Fact: As a kid I used to roller skate and ice skate artistically

Why Derby?: It’s truly amazing, life changing for me!